Prologue v0.04 Walkthrough
Get up and go to the wardrobe beside the bed to get dressed. Go to the cabinet, right side of the bed, pick up Dope's Emergency Stash, and get a few tips for playing the game. All set? Good. Exit Dope's room and head downstairs to go check on Maryjane.

Once downstairs, go talk to Maryjane before she leaves. Had a nice chat? Cool. Go back upstairs and make your way to Maryjane's room. Once inside her room, pick up the "combat armor" for Blaze and Fire. You can find them hanging up from the wardrobes in her closet below her bed area. Once you've got the goods, head back outside Maryjane's room and go talk to Blaze and Fire, doesn't matter what order.

Chatted up Blaze and Fire? Good stuff. Go to the upstairs bathroom and take a shower in Dope's shower. It's the left shower. Rub a dub dub, it's shower render and quiz time! Pick The Legend of Zelda, then "I knew that...", and finally pick Mario Paint. Congratulations, you've got stuffs. Head back out the bathroom and talk to either Blaze or Fire. It's faster to talk to Blaze, so just do that.

Blaze needs her weapon and of course you have to find it for her. Luckily it's not far rom where she is. Head back to the bathroom and look in the laundry basket by the sink. Tada, issa whip! Don't take it to her yet though, instead, head downstairs to the laundry room and look in that clothes basket as well. Issa nother whip! Go take the whips back to Blaze and Fire, doesn't matter the order, and they'll join your party.

All that running around has made Dope parched, head downstairs and go to the kitchen. Check the fridge and grab a drink. All refreshed? Nice. Head to the front door, you've got mail! Got that sorted out? Joy. Time to go to the museum. You can now leave the house, so do just that.

Head to the museum, literally right beside Dope's house on the left. Once inside, don't worry about looking around, or do if you want, and head on up to the second level. Once on the second floor, head to the Chronic exhibit located to the right. Found the exhibit? Way to go, talk to Laura and take the tour of the exhibit. Oh wow, a wild Schala has appeared! Ask her what she thinks about the sculptures, or choose the other option and piss her off, and continue on with the tour. Laura needs a break, you should probably check on her, or not. Your choice. If you choose to check on her, stand your ground and give Fire a binky. All done? What's that shining over there?

Go to the sparkly spot and look at the necklace. To take it or not to take it, it's not even a choice. Handle business and make your exit. But wait, before you head back downstairs and leave go grab a snack from the concourse shop. You should probably do as the game suggest and grab a Snackers. No, really, buy the damn candy bar. Got that chocolaty goodness? Great. Don't eat it. Exit the museum and watch the cut scene.

Cut scene over? Bout time. Head to the Chronic Tower and talk to Maryjane. Exit Hightown and make your way to North Nut Street. Once there, head to Chronic Tower, the middle building, and take the elevator upstairs. Don't even think about taking the escalator. No, really, you can't. Maybe someday. While you're taking the elevator up, Maryjane is having a meeting. Watch the cut scene then get off the elevator and head into Maryjane's office. While you're entering, somebody else is leaving... I wonder who that is. Ignore it for now and go talk to Maryjane. After the conversation, open up your phone (you can do it quickly by using the "E" hotkey) and check your messages from Billy and Jessica. Messages checked? Alright, let's go see what they want.

Head to the beach first and talk to Billy. He asks you about the new girl, tell him she's a bitch then double down on that assertion. Told him how you really feel? Nice. Go get the whisky like he asked you to do. Head to the Van Nuts Corner Club, located in the right building on Nut Street South. Once inside, go talk to Old man Roshee and see about the whisky. You can either take the quiz, don't, or choose "something else". He asks you for some weed, all you have is your emergency stash so give it up. You'll get more later. Traded some weed for whisky? Good. Now go to Van Nuts University and see what Jessica wants.

Once there, head to the dorms, Jessica is inside. Go talk to her and she'll ask you to get some fairy dust. Agree, or don't, but ask for some head. Gotta keep your priorities in check. She'll give you a bag to collect the dust, head to the school forest and do just that. The school forest is in-between the middle and high school near the bottom of the map. Head there and get to hunting. Once inside the forest, the game explains how to collect the fairy dust. Pretty straight forward process. Walk up to a fairy and activate it. You'll either get the dust or not. There are 4 fairies per map, catch all the fairies on each map. You'll probably need to wait for some to respawn so work your way to the west ad catch all the fairies there then wait for at least one to respawn. Head back east and continue collecting. Once you've collected 10 portions of dust, make your leave... But wait, is that a bear?

In order to get past the bear you have to do one of three things. 

Give it honey, which you can collect from the beehive in the third map after collecting 8+ portions of dust. (If you have the honey, you'll always give it to the bear so don't pick it up unless this is the path you want to take)

Give it your emergency stash of weed.

Give it a Snackers.

If you're following this guide you should've given away your weed and you didn't collect the honey, but you should have the Snackers. Give the bear the Snackers. If, for whatever reason you can't do one of those three things... GG. Dealt with the bear? Damn Yologi... Head back to Jessica and give her the dust. She thanks you and tells you she'll meet up with you later. Leave VNU and head home. Maryjane should be waiting for you.

Back at home, Maryjane tells you to meet her in the foyer, the entrance is to the right of the stairwell, but first take a leak. Drained the lizard? Refreshing, go on and head to the foyer. Long ass cut scene. Got that done? About time. Head for the basement! In the basement, activate the sword stand and viola, hidden passage. Go on down. In the hidden passage, check the left bookshelf, you can look at whatever books you want but to proceed you have to read the black and purple books. Studied up? Way to go. Look at the keypad in front of the door. Got the door open? Good, venture forth! Inside the new room activate the book and continue on. Read the book? Bet. Check out the sparkly spot on the floor and head back out.

Go back to the bookcase in the hidden room but click on the left side first. Use the key and tada, lookie what you've found. Move to the right side and read the purple book again. Lore time. Read up then open the menu, go to codex, books, The Merlin Collection, and you'll get a review of the info you just read, or skipped through. Exit out the menu and head back upstairs to talk to Maryjane. After a quick talk, she leaves and your sisters peace out too. Walk over to the main room. If you did Jessica a favor, did she arrive? If yes, go talk to her. If no, walk out and walk back in until she does. If you told her to fuck off, skip the next part.

Once she does appear, talk to her and head for Dope's room. She wants to smoke first though so head to the cabinet and get that green! Alternatively you can choose not to smoke her up. Your choice. But since you did the favor and got her to come to Dope's house it's better to smoke with her. After a quick smoke sesh, or not, head to the camera to do her photoshoot. Pick the regular background, sexy outfit, and sexy poses. In order to get the best score (I think) do the 1st camera angle with the 1st pose, 2nd camera angle with the 2nd pose, and 3rd camera angle with the 3rd pose. If the pose doesn't seem like it matches the angle, you fucked up somewhere. Had a good photoshoot? Yeah boy! Head on back to the couch. Finished that up? Tragic, right? Go on and take a nap.

Wake up, party time! Go get Blaze and Fire then leave the house and head to Nut Hills Drive. It's below Hightown, Dope's neighborhood. Once there, head to the Hefna mansion, the one on the right, and talk to Billy. You can talk to Timmy too but you have to talk to Billy yo advance the quest. Now you have a choice to make. Ask Billy just what the hell he plans on doing. He spilled the beans? Go on and pick your choice. Doesn't really matter which but unless you told Jessica to fuck off it's best to choose "Make lurv". Got that settled? Head on into the mansion. This is a time sensitive event so I'm going to tell you how to be most efficient with your time.

Go talk to Hugh, then talk to Pamela (walking around near Hugh) and ask her a question. Doesn't matter which but don't be a tool as it serves no purpose atm. You can also talk to Ivy (standing by the camera) and do a photoshoot for her if you want. There are no renders yet so it doesn't really matter. Head to the game room and talk to Jenny and Fire. Give Fire a hug then head outside to the garden. 

Once you're outside go talk to Emerald standing by the fountain. After talking with her head on up to the pool. Becky rushes you down, tell her you're not worried about her, or tell her you don't care about her but no real point in doing that now either, and she goes on about her business. Go talk to Blaze lounging by the pool and stroke her cheek. Then head to the other end and talk to Shannon, "You", "Not you" and finally "Doc Evil". She'll ask you for a massage. Rub her down! After you're done, head back to blaze and talk to her several times (this resets, or has a chance to, the conversation tracker) then go back to Shannon and talk to her again. If she asks for another massage, give it, if not, go back and talk to blaze a couple more times then go back to Shannon again. Do that twice and on the 3rd time Becky will talk to Blaze about lil old you.. well Dope... 

After that convo head back down to the garden. Save. Talk to Emerald. If she asks you to put in a word for her at your job, agree. If she asks you anything else reload until she asks about the job. Once you get her to ask about the job head back inside. Give Fire another hug, talk to Jenny again, talk to Pamela again, ask her the other question and again, don't be a dick. Cool. Go back and talk to Hugh, ask him to tell you the story and say yes you want to know when he asks if he should continue. (I'm going to enjoy rendering this scene out). After that's done, go and talk to Elise. Doesn't matter what branch you take, just don't be a dick, unless you told Jessica to fuck off, and she joins the party. You should be on the "make lurv" path, if not... ok, so head back to the garden, back to the pool, and around the corner down the path on the other side. Click on the barrel with the bottle of wine. Or bring her to Timmy if that's the route you took. Back at the wine, talk with her and watch the cutscene. Scene over? Head back inside and get your sisters. Talk to Blaze then talk to Fire and head back home.

At home, head upstairs and go to Dope's room. Click on the cabinet beside Dope's bed, hit the vape and go to sleep. Maryjane wakes you up. she asks Dope about how he's been. If you did both girls quest she'll be happy, if you said fuck both them bitches she'll ask you how you feel about her and Dope's sisters. You know what you have to tell her. Heh. You can also ask her about her hair and then she'll tell you to go eat breakfast and meet Blaze and Fire in the basement before leaving for work. Get dressed and go downstairs to the kitchen. Eat food then head to the basement. Talk to your sisters, either one I think, and activate the keypad to bring up the training dummy. Bring it up, go to it and activate it. Welcome to the first battle tutorial. Handle that and choose if you want some bonus xp or not. Might as well take it as you'll have to do plenty of battling later anyway and it'll make the first boss fight much easier. Put up the training dummy by activating the keypad then check out the vase to get some battle items.

All stocked up? Fantastic. Head upstairs then head to the backyard. Make your way to the forest behind Dope's house and fight some critters, or not if you took the xp. Make your way over to the right then jump across the river on the next map to make your way to the cave. Save before you go in. It's boss time! Fight the magic mushroom then look at both statues in front and finally at the statue in the back. Walk over to the left wall, should be some gravel or dirt on the ground and click on the wall. it's a secret passage! Go inside and take all the books off the bookshelf. Open the menu and look at your items read both flora and fauna books, the compendium, the book on ores, and finally the Van Nuts history book. Backtrack and make your way to the museum. 

Before you get there though... Shit pops off. Handle that then head inside the museum and up to the 2nd floor, back to the chronic exhibit and go to Laura's office. Tell her it's a me, and deny peeking. Laura joins the party. Head for the dojo! But wait, where's the weed at? Head to West Mountain Beach Plaza and go to the dispensary. Once inside, go get the bookbag behind the counter. Weed acquired! Go to the couch activate it and roll some blunts or joints. Doesn't matter which, or what kind you use but roll something, smoke, and leave. Outside the dispensary, Dope decides to get some refreshments, munchies hit fast as a mutha... HP/Stam refilled now you can proceed. But first, use the ATM and take out 30k-40k or so. Got that paper? Cool. Head to the dojo. 

Once inside the dojo, head to the blacksmith, the doorway to the left of the escalator, and talk to the smith. One awkward conversation later, go to Van Nuts Studio's to get the catalog. It's on the same map, opposite side of the dojo. Go inside and buy the catalog, it cost 10k, then head back out. Go back to the smithy and talk to the smith. Blacksmithing unlocked! Buy some materials in order to make a dildo and head to the smelter. You'll need ore to make the bars, flux, hide, thread, and glue. Smelt the ore then move over to the anvil to craft the dildo. You can either craft them until you succeed or just craft one and use the "failed" product to replace the broken dildo. Failing a recipe crafts the weakest version (Poor) of any recipe. Once you're happy with your dildo, leave the smithy and go to the dojo shop. Buy their catalog then head to the mall.

The mall is the left building on Nut Street South. Once there, head inside and up the escalator to the 2nd floor to Pornstar Apparel. Once inside, talk to Rachel, the only NPC there and exhaust her options. Once you do, talk to her again and shop. Buy the catalog. Boom, you're ready to head to the Northern Forest. Don't worry about making any armor right now unless you want to. Head to the northern forest but... 5-0 won't let you go in! Damnit! Go to the Station and see about rectifying that. Once you get to the station an officer tries to convince you not to go in, the forest is dangerous! Take her up on her offer or go inside and get your damn insurance. Inside the station talk to the officer behind the desk, the one on the left. Wait for Detective Jenny to come and talk to you. She asks why you need the insurance, you can either lie or tell the truth. Doesn't matter which so pick your poison. After the convo is over, go back to the desk and buy the insurance. It cost 40k so go snag some more money from the ATM first. Got the insurance? Cool, head back out and talk to the officer by the car to go back to the forest.

Time to head inside, but first, talk to the officer outside real quick. She'll ask you to find her scouts. Agree. Now head inside. Is there a hooded pink creature near the entrance? Yes? Go talk to it. No? Don't worry about it and head on inside and towards the upper left path. If it is there though, talk to it and tell it no you can't see it. Done? Good, now head towards the upper left path. Deal with the minor nuisance first and make your way to the next area. In the next area look for the somewhat hidden path at the top of the map, it's behind the big tree and has rocks by the entrance. 

Head up and talk to the officer inside. 1 down. Head back out to the previous area and continue to the left. 

From here, head north, through the trees to the next area. Talk to the officer directly north by the bridge broken. 2 down. Head back out to the 1st map of the forest and this time head north. In this area, make your way to the left and head to the next area. 

Talk to the officer by the dog thing... 3 down. Head back out and continue north to the next area then take the left path to the next area. 

Laura tells you this is a special area and you need to follow a set path or you'll walk around in circles. Talk to the officer wandering around, 4 down, then head north, north again, east (right), south, and finally west (left). 

Talk to the officer on the bridge, 5 down, and see if the pink creature is standing by the tree near the top left of the map. If it is go talk to it, if it isn't, exit to the left and renter until it's there. 

If you saw and talked to it before and told it you didn't see it, it's pretty pissed at you. If you tell it you still cant see it, it'll fight you. Do that if you dare. Conversely, if you tell it you were just fucking with it it'll get happy and offer to sell you stuffs. If you never saw it, just tell it that you can see it to open up the shop.

Once you're done, head to the left and you'll find the forest center/ruins. Ignore it for now and walk to the opposite exit. It'll take you back to the maze area, keep walking left and you'll reach the other side of the forest. Head down to the bottom exit, you'll be back at the area with the 2 officers, just on the northern side of the river. Go over and talk to the officer. 6 down, got em all. Talk to the officer again, just for fun ;)

Once you're done, head back up to the previous area and right to the maze area. Go north, north, west (left), south, east (right) and you'll be back at the forest center. Talk to the goblin laying down. Wake it up. Beat it down. Proceed to enter the corner area. Look at the shards and patch of blood, you'll pick them up. Head back to the east (left) cross the bridge, back to the maze area, keep walking east until you exit, and make your way back outside the forest. Talk to the officer outside and tell her you found her scouts. Good job, citizen. Go back to Dope's house and head for the forest behind it. In the forest go to the statue in the left corner. Look at the rocks besides it and take some chalk then look at the statue. Use the shards and the chalk and you'll get stuffs to proceed in the forest center.

Head back to the forest center with your newly acquired stuffs and activate the magic circle in the corner. It'll throw you over to the other side, not cool, but you now can activate the orb. Do so. Bam, dungeon appears a la Zelda. Make your way up to the entrance and then... chance encounter! Follow the woman, not that you have a choice, and see what she wants. She explain stuffs and gives you some potions. Isn't she nice. Talk to her again before you leave and buy anything you think you may need. Done shopping? Good, leave her house and head south, south again and back to the maze area. You should know how to get back to the forest center from here, if not, look up, and make your way back to the dungeon. Enter it!

Dun, dun, dun, getting close to the end now! Once inside, it's dark, but you figure out how to turn on the lights. Try to leave. You can't, you're stuck playboy. And you can no longer save. Damn. Walk up and read the stele then touch the crystal. Actually, you don't have to read the stele but whatever. Touch the damn crystal. The crystal activates and you can use it for help about the dungeon... not that you need it if you're reading this. Heh. It also makes save crystals appear, and monsters. It's always something. Save the game. Pick up the pickaxe if you don't already have one. Time to dungeon crawl.

Head north and to the left, out of the dirt area to a watery area. Keep walking north west until you find a purple rock, mine it, then turn around and head back to the entrance area. In the northeast section of this area there is a statue. Activate it and use the item you got from the rock, you should hear a confirmation sound. Head back to the watery area and go all the way to the bottom then go right to find a treasure chest. Open it and equip the goods!

Head back left, staying near the bottom of the map, and you should find a pillar with vines on it. Climb up the pillar and jump to the next one until you get to the end. It should lead you to an area in the center edge of the map. walk around the edge to the top until you find some vines leading down. Go down and you should come across an orb, activate it. Now head back up to the entrance room but make your way over to the right side this time. Continue walking to the right until you get to the corner, there you'll find a passage you can take to go to the next area. Take it and you'll end up in another watery area, with the path back blocked. Onward it is!

Head south to the bottom of the map and around to the right, walk up the right edge until you make your way back to a path of vines and an oddly suspicious treasure chest. Do NOT open it yet. Walk by it and climb up the vines to walk along the wall like you did previously. Head left and down the path, continuing on until a side walkway appears. Go left along this walkway, jump across the gap, keep walking and head north until you see another purple rock. Mine it. now head back along the path you came, back up the walkway, down the vine, past the chest (still don't open it) down back to the watery area. From here, walk around the lower left area until you find a statue like the one you used before, use the item you mined earlier and you should get a confirmation again. From the statue, go north like you're heading towards the way you originally came into that area, then go left until you get to the wall, head down and look for another chest. Get the loots! Now head back up the wall by the suspect treasure chest. No, still don't open it.

Walk down the path and instead of going left, keep walking down then left and around until you find yourself above the entrance to the dungeon, jump across it and continue walking along the path until you get to the end. Turn left and jump across to the nearby wall, walk along the path, jump up to the next wall, and right back to the next wall. Walk up until you can't continue up and make a right. You should see some vines on the wall. Activate them to lower them. Now you can climb back down to the entrance. Don't though. Continue walking up and to the right, jump across the little gap, walk to the right, ignoring the vine down, until you cant continue right and move up. At the corner where you can't keep moving up, jump across the gap, move up and to the right until you find the final purple rock. You know what to do. Once you've got that stuff, go back down, jump across the gap, go down the vine, go left and up into the next area.

Walk up into the dirt floored room and go right, past the save crystal and you should see another statue. Use the goods, you should get another confirmation, now head back into the watery area that the vine lead down into. But first, if you talked to the Tonpussy earlier it should be sitting/standing by the table near the save crystal. Talk to it, and go to the ATM. Deposit ALL your money, damn the surcharge, then head back to the pervious room. Head east (left) past the mobs that run from you and there should be a chest in the upper corner. Open it and get lewts. You should hear a sound signaling something happened. Nice. But first, make your way back to that shady ass treasure chest and now you can open it. Take that, Carmen! Now head back to the entrance and east to where you mined the first rock. A little ways away from it, near one of the light crystals, there should be a pillar with a vine on it. Climb on up it and jump along the path until you get to the end. You should end up on the wall with the barred area. Walk along the wall, down the path and back over in the west (left) corner there should be a final chest. Get them lewts! The game should tell you to save, I advice you to do so. 

Fight the boss and make your way back towards the entrance, go up the vine, walk up the wall, jump the small gap and down the vine to the area where the mobs run away from you. Chase them hoes down and kill them. They dead? Good. Attack the stationary mobs next. Do not fight them with the other two mobs alive or they'll be stupidly hard to kill if not impossible. Unless you're cheating... Beating those 2 mobs should've lit the 2 statues in the corner and you should now be able to head towards the final area. If you need to heal, walk to the area with the save crystal, and Tonpussy, and in the western corner there is a healing spring. Stand in it to heal back to full health/stamina and remove all negative status effects. Once you're ready, go east (right) across the room until you see a statue with pink hair holding an orb. Activate it and the vines covering the entrance to the next room should move. Head on up!

In the next room, a cutscene will play then the next boss will appear. If you did Jessica's AND Elise's quests positively, the fight shouldn't be that difficult. If you did either or, the fight will be harder, but still beatable. If you said fuck both them hoes, the boss will ask you if you're prepared to take care of the desires of your family. Say yes and you'll fight the boss as if you did both Jessica's and Elise's quests, say no and... GG. Lol. After the fight, activate the orb and you can now leave the dungeon. Make your way out of the forest, update complete.