init -1000: python: if not hasattr(renpy.exports, "_original_say"): renpy.exports._original_say = renpy.exports.say replacements = { "(Why not swing by Grace's home? It's been a while since I've seen them.)": "(Why not swing by Mom's place? It's been a while since I've been there.)", "Soon enough, footsteps grow louder, and the door opens to reveal Grace.": "Soon enough, footsteps grow louder, and the door opens to reveal mom.", "I missed you too, Grace. I promise to visit more often.": "I missed you too, Mom. I promise to visit more often.", "I know, Grace": "I know, Mom", "I will, Grace.": "I will, Mom.", "While you're in the living room chatting with Grace, you suddenly hear Chloe's voice from upstairs.": "While you're in the living room chatting with Mom, you suddenly hear Chloe's voice from upstairs.", "Uh, let me think... Is it Chloe?": "Uh, let me think... Is it my sister?", "I didn't want to bother you while you were streaming. Grace said you were busy with it": "I didn't want to bother you while you were streaming. Mom said you were busy with it", "Just don't tell Grace. I don't want her to worry.": "Just don't tell Mom. I don't want her to worry.", "Tell Grace I love her, okay?": "Tell Mom I love her, okay?", "Can't I just call you without having a reason?": "Can't I just call my sister without having a reason?", "Oh, hey there, [pname]! It's always a surprise when Mr. Serious decides to lighten up and give mr a call. To what do I owe this pleasure?": "Oh, hey there, big bro! It's always a surprise when Mr. Serious decides to lighten up and give mr a call. To what do I owe this pleasure?", "Look, I told my Chloe I'd drop by her place today. I was planning to spend some time with her, maybe even stay the night. Can we talk tomorrow?": "Look, I told my sister I'd drop by her place today. I was planning to spend some time with her, maybe even stay the night. Can we talk tomorrow?", "You know, Chloe was supposed to come over to my place today. But with everything that's going on, I think I'll head over to hers. I was planning to spend some time with her, maybe even stay the night. Can we talk tomorrow?": "You know, my sister was supposed to come over to my place today. But with everything that's going on, I think I'll head over to hers. I was planning to spend some time with her, maybe even stay the night. Can we talk tomorrow?", "That i am sexy?": "That your little sis is sexy?", "Depends on how you view me tonight. Foe because i came to you instead of you coming to me or friend because I came?": "Depends on how you view your big brother tonight. Foe because i came to you instead of you coming to me or friend because I came?", "Depends on how you view me tonight. Foe because I'm late or friend because I came?": "Depends on how you view your big brother tonight. Foe because I'm late or friend because I came?", "It is [mname]": "He's my brother.", "But she's proving to be stronger than we ever imagined. She's channeling her energy in such positive ways. I think he would've been proud.": "But she's proving to be stronger than we ever imagined. She's channeling her energy in such positive ways. I think dad would've been proud.", "I miss him. Every day. But we have each other. And we'll keep supporting each other, always.": "I miss him. Every day. But we have each other and Mom. And we'll keep supporting each other, always.", "By the way, how's Grace been doing lately?": "By the way, how's Mom been doing lately?", "Oh, absolutely. At this rate, she's going to out-sexy me in no time. Can you imagine? Grace, the yoga goddess!": "Oh, absolutely. At this rate, she's going to out-sexy me in no time. Can you imagine? Your mom, the yoga goddess!", "Are you suggesting Grace could out-stream me? Ouch! Right in the pride!": "Are you suggesting Mom could out-stream me? Ouch! Right in the pride!", "You decide it's a good idea to check on Grace before heading out to see Bob.": "You decide it's a good idea to check on your mom before heading out to see Bob.", "Grace? It's me. Can I come in?": "Mom? It's me. Can I come in?", "I am happy. I have my Chloe, my yoga, my books, friends and a home filled with memories. That's all I need.": "I am happy. I have my children, my yoga, my books, and a home filled with memories. That's all I need.", "Okay, Grace. I should get going. I've taken up enough of your evening.": "Okay, mom. I should get going. I've taken up enough of your evening.", "I kissed Chloe, a woman I known for years. She knows me, but not like this. How do I reveal my true self to her? How do I tell her that the man she met in the dark, the one who's been speaking to her in hushed tones, is me?": "I kissed Chloe, My little sistere. She knows me, but not like this. How do I reveal my true self to her? How do I tell her that the man she met in the dark, the one who's been speaking to her in hushed tones, is me?", "No worries at all! I'm Chloe.": "No worries at all! I'm Chloe. [mname]'s sister", "Thanks, Grace.": "Thanks, Mom.", "If I were going there with a Mike, maybe I'd shine, but on my own, it's not quite the same.": "If I were going there with your dad, maybe I'd shine, but on my own, it's not quite the same.", "Grace, you've always been the light of any room, with or without him.": "Grace, you've always been the light of any room, with or without dad.", "You look good, Grace.": "You look good, Mom.", "(Wow, is that really Grace? She looks... incredible.)": "(Wow, is that really Mom? She looks... incredible.)", "Wow, Grace... I mean, wow. That dress is... it's stunning on you. You look really, really sexy.": "Wow, mom... I mean, wow. That dress is... it's stunning on you. You look really, really sexy.", "Sorry, Grace, I got carried away for a second there. I just mean you look...exceptional. It's a really great look for you.": "Sorry, mom, I got carried away for a second there. I just mean you look...exceptional. It's a really great look for you.", "Hey [mname], guess where I am right now?": "Hey brother, guess where I am right now?", "I'm glad, Grace. You deserve to be happy. Mike would want that.": "I'm glad, mom. You deserve to be happy. Dad would want that.", "Shh, it's okay. I understand. Seeing that... it must have brought back a lot of memories of Mike.": "Shh, it's okay. I understand. Seeing that... it must have brought back a lot of memories of Dad.", "I miss him... I miss him so much... Why did he have to leave me, [mname]? Why?": "I miss him... I miss him so much... Why did he have to leave us, [mname]? Why?", "I know, Grace. I know it hurts. Losing someone you love... it's the hardest thing in the world.": "I know, Mom. I miss him too. I know it hurts. Losing someone you love... it's the hardest thing in the world.", "It takes time. But you will heal, Grace. You're strong.": "It takes time. But you will heal, mom. You're strong.", "Grace... You should get some rest. It's been a long night.": "Mom... You should get some rest. It's been a long night.", "Sleep well, Grace.": "Sleep well, Mom.", "Yeah, everything's fine. Grace just had a bit too much to drink at the reunion, that's all. Brought up a lot of memories of Mike.": "Yeah, everything's fine. Grace just had a bit too much to drink at the reunion, that's all. Brought up a lot of memories of Dad.", "I can't believe what almost happened with Grace tonight. If Chloe hadn't come home when she did... God, I don't even want to think about how far it could have gone. What was I thinking? She's Chloe's mother.And yet The way she responded to me, the way she melted under my touch... it was intoxicating. I wanted her, all of her. If Chloe hadn't interrupted us, I know I wouldn't have stopped. And the way she said 'Yes... just like that...' God, it's enough to drive a man insane...": "I can't believe what almost happened with Mom tonight. If Chloe hadn't come home when she did... God, I don't even want to think about how far it could have gone. What was I thinking? She's my mother.And yet The way she responded to me, the way she melted under my touch... it was intoxicating. I wanted her, all of her. If Chloe hadn't interrupted us, I know I wouldn't have stopped. And the way she said 'Yes... just like that...' God, it's enough to drive a man insane...", } def patched_function(who, what, *args, **kwargs): if what in replacements: what = replacements[what] return renpy.exports._original_say(who, what, *args, **kwargs) renpy.exports.say = patched_function