init python: toChange = {"{i}[g]! my [troommate] is still asleep over there. Whisper...{/i}": _( "{i}[g]! My [troommate] is still asleep over there. Whisper...{/i}"), "Fuck, this is kind of hot though. I'm now thinking it's my [troommate] riding me instead of [g].": _( "Fuck, this is kind of hot though. I'm now thinking about my [troommate] riding me instead of [g]."), "Well good moooorning, [tlandlady]. How nice of you to present yourself to me in such a way.": _( "Well good moooorning, [tlandlady!c]. How nice of you to present yourself to me in such a way."), "[tlandlady]! I just found [persistent.mc] spying on you while you're in here getting changed, he's such a creep, and when I woke up, he and his stupid little girlfriend [g] were... they were fucking!": _( "[tlandlady!c]! I just found [persistent.mc] spying on you while you're in here getting changed, he's such a creep, and when I woke up, he and his stupid little girlfriend [g] were... they were fucking!"), "That's it [tlandlady]. Strip for me. Show me everything you've got to offer.": _( "That's it [tlandlady!c]. Strip for me. Show me everything you've got to offer."), "Talk to [tlandlady]": _( "Talk to [tlandlady!c]"), "...But [tlandlady], I'm so upset. I didn't ever want to see [persistent.mc]'s genitals. It's gross!": _( "...But [tlandlady!c], I'm so upset. I didn't ever want to see [persistent.mc]'s genitals. It's gross!"), "No, [tlandlady].": _( "No, [tlandlady!c]."), "Uhm... Not particularly. I got shouted at by [roommate], but that's nothing new. My [tlandlady] was surprisingly unphased by what she was told.": _( "Uhm... Not particularly. I got shouted at by [roommate], but that's nothing new. My [tlandlady!l] was surprisingly unphased by what she was told."), "My [tlandlady] told me to not let it happen again, which I think means we need to sleep at our own homes for at least a few days..": _( "My [tlandlady!l] told me to not let it happen again, which I think means we need to sleep at our own homes for at least a few days.."), "My first day and I'm already getting in trouble because I can't stay awake. I hope my [tlandlady] doesn't get told about this. I'll for sure be in the doghouse if she finds out.": _( "My first day and I'm already getting in trouble because I can't stay awake. I hope my [tlandlady!l] doesn't get told about this. I'll for sure be in the doghouse if she finds out."), "Oh, hey [tlandlady]!": _( "Oh, hey [tlandlady!c]!"), "What do you need, [tlandlady]?": _( "What do you need, [tlandlady!c]?"), "Sure [tlandlady].": _( "Sure [tlandlady!c]."), "Okay, [tlandlady]. See you later.": _( "Okay, [tlandlady!c]. See you later."), "This is your [tlandlady]'s sister.": _( "This is your [tlandlady!l]'s sister."), "What is your [tlandlady]'s sister to you?": _( "What is your [tlandlady!l]'s sister to you?"), "What an absolute asshole [tdad] is. He's doing this behind [tlandlady]'s back for sure. How could he? He's going to break her heart. and [aunt] is my [tlandlady]'s sister... Oh, Man!": _( "What an absolute asshole [tdad!c] is. He's doing this behind [tlandlady!c]'s back for sure. How could he? He's going to break her heart. and [taunt!c] [aunt] is my [tlandlady!l]'s sister... Oh, Man!"), "That didn't go well. I need to get back to the bus stop quickly and get home before [tdad] catches me in the area. I'm going to have to seriously think about what my next steps are. Do I tell [tlandlady] or not?": _( "That didn't go well. I need to get back to the bus stop quickly and get home before [tdad] catches me in the area. I'm going to have to seriously think about what my next steps are. Do I tell [tlandlady!c] or not?"), "Looks like [tlandlady] is doing Yoga again. She's been really putting her effort into this recently.": _( "Looks like [tlandlady!c] is doing Yoga again. She's been really putting her effort into this recently."), "Holy shit, look at that. [tlandlady] is so thicc.": _( "Holy shit, look at that. [tlandlady!c] is so thicc."), "[tlandlady] is so flexible, it's amazing to watch.": _( "[tlandlady!c] is so flexible, it's amazing to watch."), "Wow, [tdad] is being an asshole to [tlandlady]. Why does she put up with him treating her like this.": _( "Wow, [tdad!c] is being an asshole to [tlandlady!c]. Why does she put up with him treating her like this."), "What an Asshole. I should check on [tlandlady].": _( "What an Asshole. I should check on [tlandlady!c]."), "{i}Pssst...{/i} [tlandlady]?": _( "{i}Pssst...{/i} [tlandlady!c]?"), "Yeah I slept fine, [tlandlady]. Is everything okay?": _( "Yeah I slept fine, [tlandlady!c]. Is everything okay?"), "Oh [tlandlady]... You're holding it together just fine, we're all so lucky to have you here with us.": _( "Oh [tlandlady!c]... You're holding it together just fine, we're all so lucky to have you here with us."), "[mc], [tlandlady] left some chores for us both to do while she relaxes.{w=0.6} I'm doing the laundry so you can mop the floors around the house.": _( "[mc], [tlandlady!c] left some chores for us both to do while she relaxes.{w=0.6} I'm doing the laundry so you can mop the floors around the house."), "[tlandlady]'s room": _( "[tlandlady!c]'s room"), "Oops, looks like [tlandlady] is in here. I best not barge in... I don't think she even noticed me.": _( "Oops, looks like [tlandlady!c] is in here. I best not barge in... I don't think she even noticed me."), "First of all, you drop [tdad]. He never creates anything for you ever again. You don't see him unless he's with [tlandlady].": _( "First of all, you drop [tdad]. He never creates anything for you ever again. You don't see him unless he's with my [tlandlady!l]."), "Sounds good, as long as your [tlandlady] doesn't find out.": _( "Sounds good, as long as your [tlandlady!l] doesn't find out."), "Hey, [tlandlady]. Whatcha doing?": _( "Hey, [tlandlady!c]. Whatcha doing?"), "Hmm. I wonder if [tlandlady] knows where she is?": _( "Hmm. I wonder if [tlandlady!c] knows where she is?"), "Hey, [tlandlady].": _( "Hey, [tlandlady!c]."), "That's great, [tlandlady]. I'm so happy for you.": _( "That's great, [tlandlady!c]. I'm so happy for you."), "I'm heading to Uni early today for some extra tutoring on something... Say, [tlandlady].. Have you heard from [roommate] at all? I don't think she came home last night.": _( "I'm heading to Uni early today for some extra tutoring on something... Say, [tlandlady!c].. Have you heard from [roommate] at all? I don't think she came home last night."), "Oh good... [tlandlady]... You and [tdad] are arguing a lot lately.": _( "Oh good... [tlandlady!c]... You and [tdad!c] are arguing a lot lately."), "It can't be healthy, [tlandlady]. You deserve to be happy and [tdad] just causes so many issues for you.": _( "It can't be healthy, [tlandlady!c]. You deserve to be happy and [tdad] just causes so many issues for you."), "Good luck, [tlandlady]!": _( "Good luck, [tlandlady!c]!"), "Hmm, [tlandlady] seems to be having a hard time at the moment and wants me to be the man of the house. Maybe I should send her some flowers?": _( "Hmm, [tlandlady!c] seems to be having a hard time at the moment and wants me to be the man of the house. Maybe I should send her some flowers?"), "There's [tlandlady]. Looking as beautiful as ever.": _( "There's [tlandlady!c]. Looking as beautiful as ever."), "Hey [tlandlady].": _( "Hey [tlandlady!c]."), "What's up [tlandlady]?": _( "What's up [tlandlady!c]?"), "Yeah I can be the man of the house, [tlandlady]. I promise I'll take care of you, [roommate] and everything around here.": _( "Yeah I can be the man of the house, [tlandlady!c]. I promise I'll take care of you, [roommate] and everything around here."), "You should go answer that, [tlandlady].": _( "You should go answer that, [tlandlady!c]."), "It's okay [tlandlady]. I'll show you that I can be the true man of the house. We don't need [tdad] around here anyway. He's just a HUGE waste of space.": _( "It's okay [tlandlady!c]. I'll show you that I can be the true man of the house. We don't need [tdad] around here anyway. He's just a HUGE waste of space."), "I love you too, [tlandlady].": _( "I love you too, [tlandlady!c]."), "Right, [tlandlady]. I need to go now I've got something I need to take care of and I won't be home tonight.": _( "Right, [tlandlady!c]. I need to go now I've got something I need to take care of and I won't be home tonight."), "{i}I can't believe she's actually doing this... My [tlandlady] is a camgirl?": _( "{i}I can't believe she's actually doing this... My [tlandlady!l] is a camgirl?"), "{i}My pleasure. Right in front of my [tlandlady] too.": _( "{i}My pleasure. Right in front of my [tlandlady!l] too."), "Ahh, home sweet home. I wonder where [tlandlady] is?": _( "Ahh, home sweet home. I wonder where [tlandlady!c] is?"), "Hey, [tlandlady]. I'm home.": _( "Hey, [tlandlady!c]. I'm home."), "I try, [tlandlady]. I want to be a gentleman for you around the house too now [tdad] isn't around.": _( "I try, [tlandlady!c]. I want to be a gentleman for you around the house too now that [tdad] isn't around."), "*gulp* Yeah, I'll wash that for you too [tlandlady]... Go ahead and stick it in the wash basket.": _( "*gulp* Yeah, I'll wash that for you too [tlandlady!c]... Go ahead and stick it in the wash basket."), "*gulp* I... It's okay, [tlandlady].": _( "*gulp* I... It's okay, [tlandlady!c]."), "Now that's done, I'll go and see [tlandlady] and let her know. Maybe she has some more jobs for me around the house?": _( "Now that's done, I'll go and see [tlandlady!c] and let her know. Maybe she has some more jobs for me around the house?"), "Hey, [tlandlady]. I've started the washing.": _( "Hey, [tlandlady!c]. I've started the washing."), "Sure, [tlandlady].": _( "Sure, [tlandlady!c]."), "That's true, not one quite like yours though, [tlandlady].": _( "That's true, not one quite like yours though, [tlandlady!c]."), "Oh, okay [tlandlady].. I'm going to get in now, okay?": _( "Oh, okay [tlandlady!c].. I'm going to get in now, okay?"), "I can't help but stare at you [tlandlady]. You're so beautiful.": _( "I can't help but stare at you [tlandlady!c]. You're so beautiful."), "[tlandlady]?": _( "[tlandlady!c]?"), "I wonder what [tlandlady] is up to?": _( "I wonder what [tlandlady!c] is up to?"), "Me, jealous? Nooo. Anyway, I need to go and get ready [tlandlady]. I'll catch up to you later.": _( "Me, jealous? Nooo. Anyway, I need to go and get ready [tlandlady!c]. I'll catch up to you later."), "You can give me whatever you want, [tlandlady].": _( "You can give me whatever you want, [tlandlady!c]."), "Like this, [tlandlady]?": _( "Like this, [tlandlady!c]?"), "That's my boy. You love your [tlandlady]'s tits, don't you. I've seen you staring at them before.": _( "That's my boy. You love your [tlandlady!l]'s tits, don't you. I've seen you staring at them before."), "You think your [tlandlady] doesn't know all about your dirty little secrets. You grabbed my boob that night I was drunk.": _( "You think your [tlandlady!l] doesn't know all about your dirty little secrets. You grabbed my boob that night I was drunk."), "You've been crushing on your [tlandlady] for years, haven't you, [mc]. You were just waiting for the moment that [tdad] and I split so you could make your move.": _( "You've been crushing on your [tlandlady!l] for years, haven't you, [mc]. You were just waiting for the moment that [tdad] and I split so you could make your move."), "Oh yeah, I'm sorry. I'm sure you haven't looked at your [tlandlady]'s butt before. My bad.": _( "Oh yeah, I'm sorry. I'm sure you haven't looked at your [tlandlady!l]'s butt before. My bad."), "Looks like [an] got out. Where's [tlandlady]?": _( "Looks like [an] got out. Where's [tlandlady!c]?"), "Oh there you are, [tlandlady].": _( "Oh there you are, [tlandlady!c]."), "Imagine [landlady] with no gown on": _( "Imagine your [tlandlady!l] with no nightgown on"), "I have some other things I need to tend to, [tlandlady]. Sorry.": _( "I have some other things I need to tend to, [tlandlady!c]. Sorry."), "What do you mean? You're going to let that cheating freak of a man get away with this? For what? He's always been an asshole to [landlady].": _( "What do you mean? You're going to let that cheating freak of a man get away with this? For what? He's always been an asshole to your [tlandlady!l]."), "It's the only way [landlady] won't find out. She'll expose you and [tdad] if not.": _( "It's the only way my [tlandlady!l] won't find out. She'll expose you and [tdad] if not."), "[maddie]... You're being a little too loud, keep it down.{w=0.6} I told you [landlady] has a headache.": _( "[maddie]... You're being a little too loud, keep it down.{w=0.6} I told you, my [tlandlady!l] has a headache."), "But I didn't want you to see me like this, I just really needed to let loose. Please don't make fun of me or mention anything to [landlady].": _( "But I didn't want you to see me like this, I just really needed to let loose. Please don't make fun of me or mention anything to our [tlandlady!l]."), "Looks like [landlady] is doing some laundry.": _( "Looks like my [tlandlady!l] is doing some laundry."), "Hey [landlady]!": _( "Hey [tlandlady!c]!"), "[landlady]'s figure is so perfect. Curvy with a voluptuous bottom...": _( "[tlandlady!c]'s figure is so perfect. Curvy with a voluptuous bottom..."), "I think you need to lose the bra, [landlady]. It takes away from your fantastic chest.": _( "I think you need to lose the bra, [tlandlady!c]. It takes away from your fantastic chest."), "You shouldn't hide them, [landlady]. They're an amazing feature and you have the best I've ever seen.": _( "You shouldn't hide them, [tlandlady!c]. They're an amazing feature and you have the best I've ever seen."), "I still have some time to kill before [landlady] is home. Maybe I should try some yoga lessons so I can bond with her some more?": _( "I still have some time to kill before [tlandlady!c] is home. Maybe I should try some yoga lessons so I can bond with her some more?"), "That was great, I'd better get some practice in on my yoga then return back to [k] for some further lessons. Time to head home. [landlady] will be home shortly.": _( "That was great, I'd better get some practice in on my yoga then return back to [k] for some further lessons. Time to head home. [tlandlady!c] will be home shortly."), "[landlady] is just upstairs, is she crazy?": _( "My [tlandlady!l] is just upstairs, is she crazy?"), "This is hopeless, I'll go check on [landlady] and make sure she's alright.": _( "This is hopeless, I'll go check on [tlandlady!c] and make sure she's alright."), "[landlady]? Are you alright?": _( "[tlandlady!c]? Are you alright?"), "I'm glad you enjoyed it, [landlady]. Let's get you to bed.": _( "I'm glad you enjoyed it, [tlandlady!c]. Let's get you to bed."), "Come on, [landlady] let's get you to bed so you can get some rest.": _( "Come on, [tlandlady!c] let's get you to bed so you can get some rest."), "Come on [landlady], don't be silly. You still look young and youthful. You're beautiful and such a kind soul.": _( "Come on [tlandlady!c], don't be silly. You still look young and youthful. You're beautiful and such a kind soul."), "Thank you [landlady]. Do you need my help getting undressed?": _( "Thank you [tlandlady!c]. Do you need my help getting undressed?"), "Anytime, [landlady].": _( "Anytime, [tlandlady!c]."), "Well, erm... You and [landlady] came home pretty drunk...": _( "Well, erm... You and my [tlandlady!l] came home pretty drunk..."), "Hmm, I wonder where [landlady] is? She should be home.": _( "Hmm, I wonder where [tlandlady!c] is? She should be home."), "Ah, there's [landlady]. I wonder what she's up to?": _( "Ah, there's my [tlandlady!l]. I wonder what she's up to?"), "I'm up to try anything [landlady]. No strings attached. I won't even mention it to [tdad] because I already know what his response will be... {i}*mocking* You're a man, why would you do that silly little thing? Blah, Blah, Blah...'": _( "I'm up to try anything [tlandlady!c]. No strings attached. I won't even mention it to [tdad] because I already know what his response will be... {i}*mocking* You're a man, why would you do that silly little thing? Blah, Blah, Blah...'"), "I'm ready when you are [landlady]. Just instruct me on what to do.": _( "I'm ready when you are [tlandlady!c]. Just instruct me on what to do."), "Thank you [landlady].": _( "Thank you [tlandlady!c]."), "{i}I love it, you're so sexy [landlady].": _( "{i}I love it, you're so sexy [tlandlady!c]."), "I can't believe she's doing all of this behind [landlady]'s back. She'd be distraught if she found out.": _( "I can't believe she's doing all of this behind my [tlandlady!l]'s back. She'd be distraught if she found out."), "Looks like [landlady] has left me some food out. I love her so much.": _( "Looks like my [tlandlady!l] has left me some food out. I love her so much."), "Oh, [mc]. I didn't expect you to be answering the door, sorry. Where's [landlady]? She knew I was coming for this time.": _( "Oh, [mc]. I didn't expect you to be answering the door, sorry. Where's your [tlandlady!l]? She knew I was coming at this time."), "I've received a message from [landlady] asking me to join her and [an] in [an]'s swimming pool.": _( "I've received a message from my [tlandlady!l] asking me to join her and [an] in [an]'s swimming pool."), "[taunt] has a nice ass on her, and she's so beautiful. Why couldn't that be me in there taking those photos? I'm so frustrated.": _( "[taunt!c] [aunt] has a nice ass on her, and she's so beautiful. Why couldn't that be me in there taking those photos? I'm so frustrated."), "Holy shit [taunt] has a voluptuous ass. That's gorgeous.": _( "Holy shit! My [taunt!l] has a voluptuous ass. That's gorgeous."), "I need to find where [taunt] posts these photos.": _( "I need to find where my [taunt!l] posts these photos."), "What a great day today is turning out to be. I guess I'd better go and tell [taunt] that I know about her dirty little secret and see how we will fix it.": _( "What a great day today is turning out to be. I guess I'd better go and tell [taunt!c] [aunt] that I know about her dirty little secret and see how we will fix it."), "Doing some spring cleaning are we, [taunt]? I feel like your mood is about to change when I tell you I know about your dirty little secret.": _( "Doing some spring cleaning are we, [taunt!c] [aunt]? I feel like your mood is about to change when I tell you I know about your dirty little secret."), "I came to speak to you about something serious [taunt].": _( "I came to speak to you about something serious [taunt!c] [aunt]."), "He's said nothing, [taunt]. I saw you both with my own two eyes taking pictures. You were naked, [tdad] was the camera man.": _( "He's said nothing, [taunt!c] [aunt]. I saw you both with my own two eyes taking pictures. You were naked, [tdad] was the camera man."), "I can't believe you'd do this to [landlady], [taunt].": _( "I can't believe you'd do this to your own sister."), "Nope. Second of all, I know exactly what that content was for, [taunt]. You're making lewd content and posting it on the internet. I've seen the photos. They're awful. That buffoon doesn't know how to hold a camera to save his life. I'm your new camera man.": _( "Nope. Second of all, I know exactly what that content was for, [taunt!c] [aunt]. You're making lewd content and posting it on the internet. I've seen the photos. They're awful. That buffoon doesn't know how to hold a camera to save his life. I'm your new camera man."), "[taunt]'s house is huge. She must be rolling in the dough from all of her internet simps. Guess I'll take a seat while I wait.": _( "My [taunt!l]'s house is huge. She must be rolling in the dough from all of her internet simps. Guess I'll take a seat while I wait."), "That's not super appropriate, [mc]. Remember, I'm your [taunt].": _( "That's not super appropriate, [mc]. Remember, I'm your [taunt!l]."), "Fantastic. They're going to turn out amazing, [taunt]. You won't be disappointed.": _( "Fantastic. They're going to turn out amazing, [taunt!c] [aunt]. You won't be disappointed."), "Hmm, I need to make some more content for [taunt] today. Maybe I should head to the store before they close and see what kind of outfits they have that she could wear for a shoot.": _( "Hmm, I need to make some more content for my [taunt!l] today. Maybe I should head to the store before they close and see what kind of outfits they have that she could wear for a shoot."), "Peek on [taunt]": _( "Peek on your [taunt!l]"), "It can't hurt to peek on [taunt] while she gets changed, can it?": _( "It can't hurt to peek on my [taunt!l] while she gets changed, can it?"), "Trust me, [taunt].": _( "Trust me, [taunt!c] [aunt]."), "It was really hot, [taunt]. It scalded me.": _( "It was really hot, [tlandlady!c]. It scalded me."), "Why, [taunt]? Why are you dressed like that?": _( "Why, [tlandlady!c]? Why are you dressed like that?"), "You have another man here, don't you, [taunt]? I heard the sounds of him taking photos of you, and I know exactly who it is.": _( "You have another man here, don't you, [tlandlady!c]? I heard the sounds of him taking photos of you, and I know exactly who it is."), ".... You know how we caught [taunt] with [tdad] taking explicit pictures on Monday? I found her SexyPix account. She's been posting them on there and selling them off... I even think [tdad] was over at our house last night!": _( ".... You know how we caught my [tlandlady!l] with [tdad] taking explicit pictures on Monday? I found her SexyPix account. She's been posting them on there and selling them off... I even think [tdad] was over at our house last night!"), "Uh, sure... We can't rush this though, we need to plan it carefully so it doesn't ruin everything between [taunt] and [landlady]. That's the last thing we want...": _( "Uh, sure... We can't rush this though, we need to plan it carefully so it doesn't ruin everything between your [tlandlady!l] and mine. That's the last thing we want..."), "I'll go and see [maddie] before I take [g] out on a date. She wanted to see me about her concerns with [taunt].": _( "I'll go and see [maddie] before I take [g] out on a date. My cousin wanted to see me about her concerns about her [tlandlady!l]."), "I'll try and speak to [taunt] first and come up with a plan. We need [maddie] to not think I'm involved.": _( "I'll try and speak to my [taunt!l] first and come up with a plan. We need [maddie] to not think I'm involved."), "Hey [taunt].": _( "Hey [taunt!c] [aunt]."), "We need to do this quick, [taunt]. Just follow my plan and everything will be okay, I promise.": _( "We need to do this quick, [taunt!c] [aunt]. Just follow my plan and everything will be okay, I promise."), "[taunt] is so hot.": _( "My [taunt!l] is so hot."), "I should go to [taunt]'s house and find out how last night went down.": _( "I should go to my [taunt!l]'s house and find out how last night went down."), "There's [taunt].": _( "There's my [taunt!l]."), "She's going to be so happy I came to speak to [taunt]. She owes me one after this.": _( "She's going to be so happy I came to speak to her [tlandlady!l]. She owes me one after this."), "She didn't fuck anyone, [taunt]. Just let me go and speak to her.": _( "She didn't fuck anyone, [taunt!c] [aunt]. Just let me go and speak to her."), "{i}[taunt] wouldn't let me in through the front door so I had to come to your window.": _( "{i}Your [tlandlady!l] wouldn't let me in through the front door so I had to come to your window."), "We need to talk about how [taunt] knows what happened at the party, and about what she knows.": _( "We need to talk about how your [tlandlady!l] knows what happened at the party, and about what she knows."), "You mean you want to fuck [taunt]?": _( "You mean you want to fuck my [tlandlady!l]?"), "Well I wasn't expecting that to happen! Can you believe that? We have to tell [landlady]! and I... I need to tell [aunt] off... Shit... This is going to cause hell.": _( "Well, I wasn't expecting that to happen! Can you believe that? We have to tell your [tlandlady!l]! And I... I need to tell my [tlandlady!l] off... Shit... This is going to cause hell."), "Yeah, he has. But do you really want [landlady] and [aunt] to have a falling out? You realize that means we'll probably never end up seeing each other again, right?": _( "Yeah, he has. But do you really want our [tlandlady!l]s to have a falling out? You realize that means we'll probably never end up seeing each other again, right?"), "I can't wait to see [aunt] in this lingerie I got her.": _( "I can't wait to see my [taunt!l] in this lingerie I got her."), "{i}*whispering* [aunt]. I took the liberty of using what we've earned from last night's content to purchase you a new lingerie set. We need more variety and I think it'll help boost views for tonight.": _( "{i}*whispering* [taunt!c] [aunt]. I took the liberty of using what we've earned from last night's content to purchase you a new lingerie set. We need more variety and I think it'll help boost views for tonight."), "You're going to make millions, [aunt].": _( "You're going to make millions, [taunt!c] [aunt]."), "Thank you, [aunt]. I love you.": _( "Thank you, [tlandlady!c]. I love you."), "Well, now you've got me here. I know we promised [aunt] that nothing would happen, but it can be our little secret.": _( "Well, now you've got me here. I know we promised your [tlandlady!l] that nothing would happen, but it can be our little secret."), "[aunt!u]!! HELP!": _( "[tlandlady!u]!! HELP!"), "Ugh, we'll she's grounded. I told her to stay in her room because I don't even want to look at her right now.": _( "Ugh, well she's grounded. I told her to stay in her room because I don't even want to look at my daughter right now."), "I probably will, but I can't trust her. She's been off the rails recently ever since moving back home from her ex'es house.": _( "I probably will, but I can't trust her. Your cousin's been off the rails recently ever since moving back home from her ex's house."), "Not specifically, but it will get you out of this mess if you find her doing the same thing you're in trouble for": _( "Not particularly, but it will get you out of this mess if you find her doing the same thing you're in trouble for"), "Leave it with me, [maddie]. I'll come up with a plan and I'll shoot you a message as soon as I have one. Don't act on anything alone though.": _( "Leave it to me, [maddie]. I'll come up with a plan and I'll shoot you a message as soon as I have one. Don't act on anything alone though."), "I'm not leaving you along until you at least hear me out.": _( "I'm not leaving you alone until you at least hear me out."), "My fathers. He bought it because I wanted to move out of town, as far away as possible to be away from all of the drama, and going to University here seemed like a good option.": _( "My father's. He bought it because I wanted to move out of town, as far away as possible to be away from all of the drama, and going to University here seemed like a good option."), "That will be [a]. Go and answer it while I get dressed again.": _( "That will be [an]. Go and answer it while I get dressed again."), "Hey, [a].": _( "Hey, [an]."), "Maybe you was, maybe you wasn't. Who knows?": _( "Maybe you were, maybe you weren't. Who knows?"), "I knew he'd show up, i'm here.": _( "I knew he'd show up, I'm here."), "Isn't it Joseph?": _( "Isn't that Joseph?"), ###9 "There's [tlandlady]. Looks like she's getting ready for her new job?": _( "There's [tlandlady!c]. Looks like she's getting ready for her new job?"), "Hey, [tlandlady]. How are you?": _( "Hey, [tlandlady!c]. How are you?"), "I'm so proud of you, [tlandlady]. You're such a strong woman.": _( "I'm so proud of you, [tlandlady!c]. You're such a strong woman."), "No panties today, [tlandlady]? That's a bit naughty of you.": _( "No panties today, [tlandlady!c]? That's a bit naughty of you."), "You should probably wear some panties to work, [tlandlady]. I don't want anyone else seeing what belongs to me.": _( "You should probably wear some panties to work, [tlandlady!c]. I don't want anyone else seeing what belongs to me."), "I'll come and see you at work tonight, [tlandlady].": _( "I'll come and see you at work tonight, [tlandlady!c]."), "Sorry, I was talking to [tlandlady] about her new job and wishing her good luck on her first day.": _( "Sorry, I was talking to [tlandlady!c] about her new job and wishing her good luck on her first day."), "[tlandlady] has a job? There's a first for everything.": _( "[tlandlady!c] has a job? Guess there's a first time for everything."), "There's [maddie]. I wonder if she confessed to [aunt] like I told her to?": _( "There's [maddie]. I wonder if she confessed to her [tlandlady!l] like I told her to?"), "I see you're still alive so [aunt] hasn't killed you then. Did you stick with the plan?": _( "I see you're still alive so [taunt] [aunt] hasn't killed you yet. Did you stick with the plan?"), "What's that? You want to sleep with my [tlandlady]? And then what?": _( "What's that? You want to sleep with my [tlandlady!l]? And then what?"), "How perculiar, I don't think it's hormone related. It has really baffled me. She has however told me about your relationship. How often do you sleep together?": _( "How peculiar, I don't think it's hormone related. It has really baffled me. She has however told me {i}all{/i} about your unconventional relationship. Don't worry, everything said in here is completely confidential. So you can answer honestly... How often do you and your [troommate!l] have sex together?"), "We actually didn't until a few days ago, now it's once or twice every day.": _( "Oh God! She actually told you that we... I guess there's no point in denying it... We actually didn't do it until a few days ago, now we do it once or twice every day."), "And how would you describe your relationship before you began sleeping together?": _( "And how would you describe your relationship with your [troommate!l] before you began sleeping together?"), "Just normal, we'd see eachother daily, have a small chat every now and then but we were never really close. She seemed to avoid me most of the time.": _( "Just a normal sibling relationship, we'd see each other daily, have a small chat every now and then but we were never really close. She seemed to avoid me most of the time."), "Her answers are confidential, but one of her answers explains what you've just said, so we're making some progress here.": _( "Your [troommate]'s answers are confidential, but one of her answers explains what you've just said, so we're making some progress here."), "Hey, [taunt]. You wanted to see me?": _( "Hey, [taunt!c] [aunt]. You wanted to see me?"), "And you blamed me why? Did you think I'd slept with her?!": _( "And you blamed me why? Did you think I'd slept with my own cousin?!"), "Sorry, [taunt]. I thought he'd like it, it was like a first-person view.": _( "Sorry, [taunt!c] [aunt]. I thought he'd like it, it was like a first-person view."), "Ok, [tlandlady].": _( "Ok, [tlandlady!c]."), "It's okay, [tlandlady]. Ignore the big bafoon.": _( "It's okay, [tlandlady!c]. Ignore the big bafoon."), "... And I'm the man of the house now. [tlandlady] has got a job, I'm working too. We're getting by without you. WE. DON'T. NEED. YOU.": _( "... And I'm the man of the house now. [tlandlady!c] has got a job, I'm working too. We're getting by without you. WE. DON'T. NEED. YOU."), ###10 "Well, I think. She said she wants to see you solo tomorrow for a session to discuss some activities?": _( "Well, I think after the initial surprise of finding out she knows that I've been screwing my biological sister... It went okay? She said she wants to see you solo tomorrow for a session to discuss some activities?"), "I should go and speak to [landlady].": _( "I should go and speak to [tlandlady!c]."), "Holy shit, what is she wearing!!": _( "Holy shit, what is my [taunt!l] wearing!!"), "[taunt]. Holy shit!": _( "[taunt] [aunt]. Holy shit!"), "(moaning) Yeah, just fine, [taunt].": _( "(moaning) Yeah, just fine, [taunt] [aunt]."), "[taunt]. Don't worry. This will make you more money than you think.": _( "[taunt] [aunt]. Don't worry. This will make you more money than you think."), "Better now i've seen you.": _( "Better now that I've seen you."), "As you wish. Go and get yourself to University.": _( "As you wish. Now, go and get yourself ready to go to your University."), "Yep, she's leaving the house and earning some dosh.": _( "Yep, she's leaving the house and earning some dough."), "Don't worry, I haven't forgotten. I'll attend your classes if it makes you happy.": _( "Don't worry, I haven't forgotten. I'll attend your sessions if it makes you happy."), "I could really do with going to the bathroom. I need to pee.": _( "I could really do with a visit to the bathroom. I need to pee."), "I'm going to attempt to convince her to let me record it. We both know she has a BigFans account, I'm sure she'll be convinced to do it if the subscriber count is going to raise. I'll keep my face out of it, and it'll just be her, a camera and a dick": _( "I'm going to attempt to convince her to let me record it. We both know she has a BigFans account, I'm sure she'll be convinced to do it if the subscriber count is going to raise. I'll keep my face out of it, and it'll just be her, a camera and a dick."), "I guess. I hope you're right.": _( "I guess. At least I hope you're right."), "I promise you, i'll solve your issue, [maddie]. It just may take a few days. I need to ease her in to it.": _( "I promise you, I'll solve your issue, [maddie]. It just may take a few days. I need to ease her into it."), "No no! [lita]. I'm so sorry, I've had a crazy time since the party at weekend. I haven't been avoiding you. The truth is I haven't seen you around either or I would've come and spoken to you.": _( "No no! [lita]. I'm so sorry, I've had a crazy time since the party last weekend. I haven't been avoiding you. The truth is I haven't seen you around either or I would've come and spoken to you."), "I'm only kidding. I just thought, since you were so invested in trying to find out about my family you may have done some more digging and were avoiding me for it.": _( "I'm only kidding. I just thought, since you were so invested in trying to find out about my family you may have done some more digging and were avoiding me because of it."), "I've not looked at anything, and I'm sure it can't be bad. Do you want to tell me?": _( "I've not looked into anything, although I'm sure it can't be that bad. Do you want to just tell me?"), "I might do.": _( "I might."), "I plea the fifth. You'll find that out next time. Now go on, get out of here.": _( "I plead the fifth. You'll find that out next time. Now go on, get out of here."), "I'VE BEEN TRYING TO CALL YOU. YOU'VE IGNORED ME ALL WEEK AND YOU EVEN CHANGED THE LOCKS TO THE HOUSE. I KNOW [mc!u] AND [roommate] MISS ME AND YOU'RE MANIPULATING THEM.": _( "I'VE BEEN TRYING TO CALL YOU. YOU'VE IGNORED ME ALL WEEK AND YOU EVEN CHANGED THE LOCKS TO THE HOUSE. I KNOW [mc!u] AND [roommate!u] MISS ME AND YOU'RE MANIPULATING THEM."), "Goodmorning, [mc]. Did you have fun at your party last night? I heard [roommate] come home quite late. It must have been a good one.": _( "Good morning, [mc]. Did you have fun at your party last night? I heard [roommate] come home quite late. It must have been a good one."), "Mmh Goodmorning.": _( "Mmh Good morning."), "Goodmorning you!": _( "Good morning you!"), "Goodmorning beautiful.": _( "Good morning beautiful."), "[mc]! Goodmorning! I'm fine thank you. How're you?": _( "[mc]! Good morning! I'm fine thank you. How're you?"), "I mean it would... If I hadn't already deleted the recording and told them the camera that could that part of the room wasn't working.": _( "I mean it would... If I hadn't already deleted the recording and told them that the camera that would show that part of the room wasn't working."), "She's so hot. I guess I get to use her as and when I want now too.": _( "She's so hot. I guess I get to use her as often and whenever I want now too."), "Oh shit it's [maddie].{w=0.6} She must be visiting, she lives with her boyfriend now in another town.": _( "Oh shit it's our cousin [maddie].{w=0.6} She must be visiting, she lives with her boyfriend now in another town."), "I guess she's excited to see me...": _( "I guess my cousin's excited to see me..."), "... She is! I can see her hands moving. She's enjoying this!": _( "... She is! I can see her hands moving. My cousin's enjoying this!"), "Don't mention it [maddie]. Your secret's safe with me... You may want to cover... THAT... up though. You seem to have enjoyed it a little too much.": _( "Don't mention it [maddie]. Your secret's safe with me... You may want to cover... THAT... up though. You seem to have enjoyed it a little too much, Cousin."), "I thought I'd come in early and give you a little show while she's still changing.": _( "I thought I'd come in early and give you a little show while your [troommate]'s still changing."), "I think we should give him a show.": _( "I think we should give your brother a show."), "Darn, so I can't just stare at your amazing body all day?": _( "Darn, so I can't just stare at my [troommate]'s amazing body all day?"), "She's staring at me with a pouty gaze. I'm unsure if she's nervous or angry about this...": _( "My [troommate]'s staring at me with a pouty gaze. I'm unsure if she's nervous or angry about this..."), "Yeah it was great fun! I think she might be up for it again now we've come to terms.": _( "Yeah it was great fun! I think my [troommate] might be up for it again now that we've come to terms."), "I'll go find her, you need to sort yourself out and go home.": _( "I'll go find my [troommate], you need to sort yourself out and go home."), "[roommate] isn't here? Her bed is still made up. Did she not come home last night?": _( "[roommate] isn't here? Her bed is still made up. Did my [troommate] not come home last night?"), "She's giving me the puppy dog eyes. She must really want me to do this with her.": _( "My [troommate]'s giving me the puppy dog eyes. She must really want me to do this with her."), "Now, now, [roommate]. Let's not antagonize him.": _( "Now, now, [roommate]. Let's not antagonize your brother."), "Wait.. is she playing with herself?": _( "Wait.. is my [troommate] playing with herself?"), "Are you serious? You really think that's my main worry... You literally had your cock in her mouth, [mc].": _( "Are you serious? You really think that's my main worry... You're her cousin, and you literally had your cock in her mouth, [mc]."), "[maddie] is here? She must have moved back here permanently.": _( "[maddie] is here? My cousin must have moved back here permanently."), "It can't hurt to peek on [maddie] in the bath while [aunt] gets ready, can it?": _( "It can't hurt to peek on my cousin in the bath while my [taunt!l] gets ready, can it?"), "Hey, don't thank me. Thank [mc]. He convinced me to let you go.": _( "Hey, don't thank me. Thank your cousin. He convinced me to let you go."), "WERE YOU SERIOUSLY SUCKING HIS COCK... INFRONT OF MY DOOR?!": _( "WERE YOU SERIOUSLY SUCKING YOUR COUSIN'S COCK... IN FRONT OF MY DOOR?!"), "She's so horny, holy shit.": _( "My cousin's so horny, holy shit."), "Who knows? You know what she's like. She's always been a flirt.": _( "Who knows? You know what my cousin's like. She's always been a flirt."), "Fuck, she's getting impatient.": _( "Fuck, my cousin's getting impatient."), } def smtf( text ): def innerChange( m ): return regExEquivalentXXX [ m.group(0) ] return toChange[text] if text in toChange else text config.say_menu_text_filter = smtf