init 999 python:
    def replace_text(t):
        t = t.replace("step-sister", "sister")
        t = t.replace("Step-sister", "Sister")
        t = t.replace("step-mother", "mother")
        t = t.replace("Step-mother", "Mother")
        t = t.replace("step-brother", "brother")
        t = t.replace("Step-brother", "Brother")
        t = t.replace("step-sis", "sis")
        t = t.replace("Step-sis", "Sis")
        t = t.replace("step-mom", "mom")
        t = t.replace("Step-mom", "Mom")
        t = t.replace("step-mommy", "mommy")
        t = t.replace("Step-mommy", "Mommy")
        t = t.replace("step-bro", "bro")
        t = t.replace("Step-bro", "Bro")
        t = t.replace("My husband and I were never able to have kids",
            "My husband and I never had a problem with pregnancy")
        t = t.replace("So I guess you could say my body was spared from the struggles of motherhood",
            "Or, maybe it was the sex he loved. But not the resulting kids so much?")
        t = t.replace("Doctors said it was a problem with me...",
            "Three were enough for him. Before his eye started to stray")
        t = t.replace("...that was a hard pill to swallow",
            "Three small ones at home, and... all he could do was chase another skirt away from home")
        t = t.replace("After a while, we just stopped trying",
            "He spent more and more time. On them. And not...")
        t = t.replace("It must be Laura",
            "It must be Mom")
        return t
    config.replace_text = replace_text