init python:
    import inspect

    def replace_text(text):
        frame = inspect.currentframe()
        who = frame.f_back.f_locals.get('who')

        text = text.replace("Well, not your birth mother... {p}your stepmom.","")
        text = text.replace("[stepmom] has an equally attractive, yet utterly bitchy, teen daughter.","You also live with your equally attractive, yet utterly bitchy, little sister.")
        text = text.replace("Your father married [stepmom] 6 years ago.","Your parents married 23 years ago.")
        text = text.replace("You have both been living with them ever since they got married.","You've lived a cushy suburban life since they moved here shortly after.")
        text = text.replace("Now it's just you, [stepsis] and [stepmom]. A family of circumstance. Living under the one roof.","Now it's just you, [stepsis] and [stepmom]. Doing your best to move forward after your father disappeared.")
        text = text.replace("You've had a secret crush on her since your Dad married her.","You've had inappropriate feelings toward your mother for years.")
        text = text.replace("He's not my brother...","Why would I be kind to such a dweeb? I don't care if he's my brother.")
        text = text.replace("Not by blood. But still, he's family and it's time that you treat him with respect.","I raised you better than that, young lady!")
        text = text.replace("Why are you even here? Why is he still living with us, Mom?","You're so pathetic, I can't believe we spawned from the same parents.")
        text = text.replace("Because he's family. He's our family.","[stepsis], this is your last warning!")
        text = text.replace("Hardly. You're nothing like your Dad. At least he had money.","It's like nothing from Dad even rubbed off on you.")
        text = text.replace("Don't listen to [stepsis]. You {i}are{/i} a part of this family.","Don't listen to [stepsis]. You are {i}not{/i} a dweeb.")
        text = text.replace("I still have a duty to make sure that you get set up in life and have a steady future.","You're every bit the man your father was.")
        text = text.replace("Your father would have done the same for [stepsis] if I were gone.","You just need time to realize your potential.")
        text = text.replace("(She's doesn't want to have to keep explaining to her boyfriends why I'm living with her.)","(She's doesn't want to have to keep explaining to her boyfriends why her brother is so pathetic.)")
        text = text.replace("(That bitch took my father's inheritence from me.)","(She's just as disappointed in me as my sister.)")
        text = text.replace("(She only wants to stay on your good side to quell you. So you don't sue her and get your father's money back.)","(She only puts on an act so she doesn't feel like a failure of a mother.)")
        text = text.replace("We're not even related. Yet Mom insists you're part of our family.","You're such a dweeb. I can't believe we share the same gene pool.")
        text = text.replace("You mean besides the fact that he was an actual brother-ly figure to me?{w} Because that's what he was. It doesn't matter whether we were related or not.{w} I still saw him as a brother.","You mean besides the fact that he's my brother?")
        text = text.replace("Fine. It would be weird fucking somebody so close to you.{w} But what if he wasn't your step-brother?","Fine, it would be weird fucking family. But what if he wasn't your brother?")
        text = text.replace("Call me [a].","Call me [a]. Also, I know it's strange, but would you mind me calling you Mom? I don't know why but it makes me feel at home...")
        text = text.replace("Ok... [a].","Ok... [a]. You can call me whatever makes you feel comfortable. It's nice hearing a young man call me that after...")
        text = text.replace("Maybe this is a pattern that runs in their family.","Maybe this is a pattern for the men in our family.")
        text = text.replace("Not, [stepmom]. It's me. Your step-mother.","Yes! It's mommy, here to take care of her not-so-little boy.")
        text = text.replace("Here to get fucked by his sexy step-son.","Here to get fucked by her sexy step-son.")
        text = text.replace("([stepmom]'s my step-mom?)","She's my real Mom?")
        text = text.replace("What's so wrong about it? It's not like we're related?","Nobody will find out! Please, I need to feel you inside me!")
        text = text.replace("(She's right. We're not related. So it's ok if we fuck.)","(Damn... this is so wrong... but she looks so hot in that outfit. And her pussy looked so tight when she was bent over...)")
        text = text.replace("Sure, Mom.{w} I mean- [stepmom].","Uhh, sure Mom...")
        text = text.replace("I don't know if I feel the same way anymore.","I don't know if I feel the same way anymore. And it has nothing to do with the fact that we're related.")
        text = text.replace("What do you mean? I loved him as though he were my own son.","What do you mean? I was always kind to him despite all his faults.")
        
        text = text.replace("Step-mom","Mom")
        text = text.replace("Step-mother","Mother")
        text = text.replace("step-mom","mom")
        text = text.replace("step-mother","mother")
        text = text.replace("Step-sis","Sis")
        text = text.replace("Step-sister","Sister")
        text = text.replace("step-sis","sis")
        text = text.replace("step-sister","sister")
        text = text.replace("Step-bro","Bro")
        text = text.replace("Step-brother","Brother")
        text = text.replace("step-bro","bro")
        text = text.replace("step-brother","brother")
        text = text.replace("Step-siblings","Siblings")
        text = text.replace("Step-sibling","Sibling")
        text = text.replace("step-siblings","siblings")
        text = text.replace("step-sibling","sibling")
        text = text.replace("Step-family","Family")
        text = text.replace("Step-families","Families")
        text = text.replace("step-family","family")
        text = text.replace("step-families","families")
        text = text.replace("Step-son","Son")
        text = text.replace("step-son","son")
        text = text.replace("STEP-MOM","MOM")
        text = text.replace("STEP-MOTHER","MOTHER")
        text = text.replace("STEP-MOM","MOM")
        text = text.replace("STEP-MOTHER","MOTHER")
        text = text.replace("STEP-SIS","SIS")
        text = text.replace("STEP-SISTER","SISTER")
        text = text.replace("STEP-SIS","SIS")
        text = text.replace("STEP-SISTER","SISTER")
        text = text.replace("STEP-BRO","BRO")
        text = text.replace("STEP-BROTHER","BROTHER")
        text = text.replace("STEP-BRO","BRO")
        text = text.replace("STEP-SISTER","BROTHER")
        text = text.replace("STEP-SIBLINGS","SIBLINGS")
        text = text.replace("STEP-SIBLING","SIBLING")
        text = text.replace("STEP-SIBLINGS","SIBLINGS")
        text = text.replace("STEP-SIBLING","SIBLING")
        text = text.replace("STEP-FAMILY","FAMILY")
        text = text.replace("STEP-FAMILIES","FAMILIES")
        text = text.replace("STEP-FAMILY","FAMILY")
        text = text.replace("STEP-FAMILIES","FAMILIES")
        text = text.replace("STEP-SON","SON")
        text = text.replace("Step-Mom","Mom")
        text = text.replace("Step-Mother","Mother")
        text = text.replace("Step-Sis","Sis")
        text = text.replace("Step-Sister","Sister")
        text = text.replace("Step-Bro","Bro")
        text = text.replace("Step-Brother","Brother")
        text = text.replace("Step-Siblings","Siblings")
        text = text.replace("Step-Sibling","Sibling")
        text = text.replace("Step-Family","Family")
        text = text.replace("Step-Families","Families")
        text = text.replace("Step-Son","Son")

        if text.strip() == "This is Grandma Sara, Julia's and Emma's mother. My, Lucy and Olivia's grandmother.":
            return text

        if who is stepsis or who is a:
        
            text = text.replace("your Dad", "our Dad")
            text = text.replace("his Dad", "our Dad")
            
            text = text.replace("my Dad", "our Dad")
            text = text.replace("my Father", "our Father")
            
            text = text.replace("[stepmom]","Mom")
            
        if who is stepsis or who is a or who is stepmom or who is neighbor or who is ssfriend or who is ndaughter:
        
            text = text.replace(r"\bStepmom\b","Mom")
            text = text.replace(r"\bStepmother\b","Mother")
            text = text.replace(r"\bstepmom\b","mom")
            text = text.replace(r"\bstepmother\b","mother")
            text = text.replace(r"\bStepsis\b","Sis")
            text = text.replace(r"\bStepsister\b","Sister")
            text = text.replace(r"\bstepsis\b","sis")
            text = text.replace(r"\bstepsister\b","sister")
            text = text.replace(r"\bStepbro\b","Bro")
            text = text.replace(r"\bStepbrother\b","Brother")
            text = text.replace(r"\bstepbro\b","bro")
            text = text.replace(r"\bstepbrother\b","brother")
            text = text.replace(r"\bStepsiblings\b","Siblings")
            text = text.replace(r"\bStepsibling\b","Sibling")
            text = text.replace(r"\bstepsiblings\b","siblings")
            text = text.replace(r"\bstepsibling\b","sibling")
            text = text.replace(r"\bStepfamily\b","Family")
            text = text.replace(r"\bStepfamilies\b","Families")
            text = text.replace(r"\bstepfamily\b","family")
            text = text.replace(r"\bstepfamilies\b","families")
            text = text.replace(r"\bStepson\b","Son")
            text = text.replace(r"\bstepson\b","son")
            text = text.replace(r"\bSTEPMOM\b","MOM")
            text = text.replace(r"\bSTEPMOTHER\b","MOTHER")
            text = text.replace(r"\bSTEPMOM\b","MOM")
            text = text.replace(r"\bSTEPMOTHER\b","MOTHER")
            text = text.replace(r"\bSTEPSIS\b","SIS")
            text = text.replace(r"\bSTEPSISTER\b","SISTER")
            text = text.replace(r"\bSTEPSIS\b","SIS")
            text = text.replace(r"\bSTEPSISTER\b","SISTER")
            text = text.replace(r"\bSTEPBRO\b","BRO")
            text = text.replace(r"\bSTEPBROTHER\b","BROTHER")
            text = text.replace(r"\bSTEPBRO\b","BRO")
            text = text.replace(r"\bSTEPBROTHER\b","BROTHER")
            text = text.replace(r"\bSTEPSIBLINGS\b","SIBLINGS")
            text = text.replace(r"\bSTEPSIBLING\b","SIBLING")
            text = text.replace(r"\bSTEPSIBLINGS\b","SIBLINGS")
            text = text.replace(r"\bSTEPSIBLING\b","SIBLING")
            text = text.replace(r"\bSTEPFAMILY\b","FAMILY")
            text = text.replace(r"\bSTEPFAMILIES\b","FAMILIES")
            text = text.replace(r"\bSTEPFAMILY\b","FAMILY")
            text = text.replace(r"\bSTEPFAMILIES\b","FAMILIES")
            text = text.replace(r"\bSTEPSON\b","SON")

        return text

    config.say_menu_text_filter = replace_text