init 999 python:
    def replace_text(t):
        t = t.replace("step-sister", "sister")
        t = t.replace("Step-sister", "Sister")
        t = t.replace("step-mother", "mother")
        t = t.replace("Step-mother", "Mother")
        t = t.replace("step-brother", "brother")
        t = t.replace("Step-brother", "Brother")
        t = t.replace("step-sis", "sis")
        t = t.replace("Step-sis", "Sis")
        t = t.replace("step-mom", "mom")
        t = t.replace("Step-mom", "Mom")
        t = t.replace("step-mommy", "mommy")
        t = t.replace("Step-mommy", "Mommy")
        t = t.replace("step-bro", "bro")
        t = t.replace("Step-bro", "Bro")
# script
        t = t.replace("We should tell Laura, though",
            "We should tell Mom, though")
        t = t.replace("Now, if you don't mind, I need to go grab a bite...and check in with Laura",
            "Now, if you don't mind, I need to go grab a bite...and check in with Mom")
# chapter2
        t = t.replace("Oh, no! Laura's coming!",
            "Oh, no! Mom's coming!")
        t = t.replace("Laura's looking at me super embarrassed",
            "Mom's looking at me super embarrassed")
        t = t.replace("I don't know how I feel about Laura hanging out with her",
            "I don't know how I feel about Mom hanging out with her")
        t = t.replace("Laura's a great cook",
            "Mom's a great cook")
        t = t.replace("Complete opposite of Laura",
            "Complete opposite of Mom")
        t = t.replace("She probably convinced Laura to take and post this shot as well",
            "She probably convinced Mom to take and post this shot as well")
# chapter3
        t = t.replace("I don't get why she'd ask Laura to go today without talking with me first",
            "I don't get why she'd ask Mom to go today without talking with me first")
# chapter4
        t = t.replace("Soon, Anya or Laura will come and call me for dinner",
            "Soon, Anya or Mom will come and call me for dinner")
        t = t.replace("I guess it's time to tell Laura about Vi",
            "I guess it's time to tell Mom about Vi")
        t = t.replace("Laura really is the best!",
            "Mom really is the best!")
        t = t.replace("But truth be told, Laura has always been super supportive of us",
            "But truth be told, Mom has always been super supportive of us")
        t = t.replace("Previously, I was nervous about Laura...",
            "Previously, I was nervous about Mom...")
# chapter5
        t = t.replace("Who is Laura talking to?",
            "Who is Mom talking to?")

        t = t.replace("My husband and I were never able to have kids",
            "My husband and I never had a problem with pregnancy")
        t = t.replace("So I guess you could say my body was spared from the struggles of motherhood",
            "Or, maybe it was the sex he loved. But not the resulting kids so much?")
        t = t.replace("Doctors said it was a problem with me...",
            "Three were enough for him. Before his eye started to stray")
        t = t.replace("...that was a hard pill to swallow",
            "Three small ones at home, and... all he could do was chase another skirt away from home")
        t = t.replace("After a while, we just stopped trying",
            "He spent more and more time. On them. And not...")

        t = t.replace("It must be Laura",
            "It must be Mom")
        t = t.replace("Maybe we should just wait for Laura...",
            "Maybe we should just wait for Mom...")
        t = t.replace("Talking about the way I look at Laura",
            "Talking about the way I look at Mom")
        t = t.replace("Laura's right there...",
            "Mom's right there...")
        t = t.replace("Can he see Laura grabbing Sonia's...",
            "Can he see Mom grabbing Sonia's...")
        t = t.replace("It must be Laura",
            "It must be Mom")

        return t
    config.replace_text = replace_text